At FunchTech, we specialize in custom software solutions, database development, and brand creation—turning your ideas into seamless digital experiences.

Hi, I'm Johnny Funch.

Originally from Denmark, I moved to New York in 1998, where I had the privilege of working with some of the world's leading financial and technology firms, including Morgan Stanley, Reuters, Aetna and Bank of America.

In 2006, I relocated to Amelia Island, Florida, drawn by its year-round warmth and relaxed lifestyle. Beyond my professional endeavors, I’m passionate about technology, problem-solving, and creativity—whether it’s coding, tinkering with electronics, building with LEGO, or experimenting in the kitchen.

At FunchTech, we’re dedicated to delivering high-quality software and website solutions tailored to your needs. Let’s create something great together.

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TECHNOLOGIES

One of my favorite things about what I do is that there's always new things to learn, new technologies to explore, and always someone smarter than you to teach you fun things. That goes for my other passion of cooking as well.

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PORTFOLIO

SQL C# HTML5 CSS3 API

Events website, listing community events like Music, sports, exercise, museums and government.

Island Adventure Falls Mini Golf
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HTML5 CSS3

18 1/2 holes of putt putt in the center of the island.

CSS3 HTML5 MENU

Wonderful restaurant on the water serving fresh seafood and hosts music events.

CSS3 HTML5 MENU vb.net SQL

Vacation Property Rental

CSS3 HTML5 RESPONSIVE

Garage Door Repair

CSS3 HTML5

Alexandra Cleaning Company

CSS3 HTML5

Lawn Service Company

CSS3 HTML5 vb.net SQL

Recipe Collection

BLOG

Random stuff I stumble upon

Web.Config

Web.Config Troubles

By Johnny Funch - June 28, 2025

Things I didn't know about Web.Config'

So, for the last 6 months or so, I've had issues with my websites throwing 503 errors after publishing them from Visual Studio. Not always the same error, but something along the lines of multiple apps in the same application pool.

Wasn't really sure what that meant, google didn't provide a good result and it was starting to annoy me.

I host a bunch of my clients websites on my shared hosting server. Some of them are flat static sites, html/css/js... the ones that have given me headaches are the razor pages.

By default my web-apps didn't always have a web.config, mostly probably due to my ignorance, but I've come to understand the meaning and how to set it up correctly to avoid the 503 error.

Fontant Potatoes

Fondant Potatoes

By Johnny Funch - March 31, 2025

Easy delicious fondant potatoes

I've made this recipe a million times, it's easy, yummy and makes you look like a kitchen genius.

What's Installed on your Computer

What's Installed on your Computer?

By Johnny Funch - March 10, 2025

Ever wonder what's actually installed on your computer?

Not long ago I kept getting the dreaded BSOD om my Windows 11 desktop. It's been a while since I rebuilt it and I'm probably due, but I needed to find out what was actually installed.

Use Space On Unused Onedrive Accounts

Use the included storage on your OneDrive accounts

By Johnny Funch - March 10, 2025

Have unused OneDrive Storage Accounts?

When subscribing to Office 365, you get a number of licenses, but you can't really use them without signing out and back into another account, and even then it's a pain because the directory would be the same.

You could use them for storage/backups though by starting a Windows Sandbox and using it from there. I created email accounts that matched the use so I could remember what was where. Yes yes I know harddrives are cheap, but you shouldn't really store your backups at your house.

Create SQL Insert Scripts

Create a script to create SQL insert scripts.

By Johnny Funch - March 10, 2025

Create Insert Scripts for an online SQL server.

In SSMS you can ask it to create insert scripts for you, but my hosting company uses some front-end application that does not allow me to do that, and the conventional way to create them timed out due to the amount of rows.

So I created a script that will create individual lines that will not time out.

Cool sites for CSS tools, tricks and fun

CSS Tools & Tricks

By Johnny Funch - March 10, 2025

Ever expanding list of interesting websites

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Hi, I'm Johnny Funch.

TECHNOLOGIES

PORTFOLIO

Fernandina Events

Island Adventure Falls Mini Golf

Down Under

Coastalwave Properties

Topgun Garage Doors

Alexandra Cleaning

Magnificent Lawns

Danish Food From Scratch

Random stuff I stumble upon